What's Worse Than A Lobster On Your Piano?

Well, God, or Darwin, or whoever controls the supply of new creatures in this crazy world, you've done it again! Scientists discovered crabs covered in fur (click here for BBC news story) and quickly went to the clinic to be tested for other potentially serious issues. Personally I think the Yeti Crab would make a great mascot--college kids are much more likely to relate to a fur-covered crab than something unusual like a leopard. How many kids come back from freshman year or the beach with leopards? Seriously, though, I can only imagine where the jokesters will take this one. Lowbrow humor has never been so fortunate.